Hero Chosen By The Gods

(text-style:"underline")[Chosen Hero Of The Gods] You are in a windey woods, suddenly a strange old man with a white beard appears. He says "You are the chosen hero by the Gods, I have a dangres quest you need to go on. Are you ready to inbark upon this quest?" [[Yes]] [[No]] [[Defently Not]] (Version info:1.2)

"Good, you must fight a dragon, solve a hard puzzle and see if you can face the weirdness! A libary card will help, do you want one?" (link:"Yes!")[(goto:"Card")] (link:"Defenitly!")[(goto:"Card")] (link:"Abosootly!")[(goto:"Card")] (link-repeat: "Is this a refrence to something?")[(goto-url:'https://youtu.be/rEf73G6Pts4')]

You decide not too... You settle down with a person you find very attractive... Have a few kids.... And then becasue the Gods foolishly only chose one hero.... (text-style:"rumble")[The whole multiverse explodes! ] But you have a time machine and can go back in time and try again. (link:"Start Over")[(goto:"Start")]

He says "That's an odd way of saying yes" and (link:"Contiues on")[(goto:"Yes")].

At the libary, A women who has "Amelia" on her name tag gets a form to fill out, how do you fill it out? [[I don't, the last question was riged.]] [[I fill it in honstly.]] [[I don't fill it in caue I have a card allready.]] [[ I lie!]]

Nothing intersting happens, you [[Get your card]].

Good for you! What is your favorit thing to do at the Libary? Oh wiat, we don't have time for this. [[Onward!!]]

Come on! Everyone should have a libary card! (link:"Oh, allright!")[(goto:"Get your card")] (link:"No!")[(goto:"I don't, the last question was riged.")]

Not sure what the point of that was but ok, you lie, you are a durty ligher, pants on fire. You put them out and [[Get your card]].

You have your card now and can move on with the adveture. [[Onward!!]]

You begin your quest! You folow a map to the dragon but they is a troll in front of a bridge, blocking you path! What do you do? [[Give him your libary card which you made us get!]] [[Distract him.]] [[ Give up on your quest.]] [[ Fight him.]]

He can't read, so that's a good distrastion lets see what happens when [[he is distracted.]]

How? [[The worlds most distracting object]] [[Tell him to look for a none-existant 3 heeded Monky right behind him.]] [[ Do a funny dance.]]

Ok, lets (link:"See what happens.")[(goto:"No")]

That sounds like a bad idea! [[ Do it anyways.]] [[ I like unfair deaths.]] [[ Ok I can take a hint, lets go back.]]

Good now onto the Drgon! It is large, red and ferice looking, how do you try and defeat it? [[Think about your true love and use the love for that person to draw a Sword Of Love from your heart and use the sword to defeat him.]] [[ Tichaial his belly.]] [[ I don't know how to defeat a dragon.]]

You take out the object(I don't know when you where in Gravity Falls) and it worked. [[he is distracted.]]

He says "Then the proficy must be true!" and looks behind him, [[he is distracted.]].

You do a funny dance, what do you feel about unfair deaths? [[ I don't mind them.]] [[ Please don't kill me!]]

Oh ok, in that case start over, he does not find your dance amusing and kills you! [[Start]]

Ok, [[he is distracted.]]

You fight him, he kills you, yeah, well you where warnd! Try again. [[Start]]

Ok you die, it's unfiar. Try again: [[Start]]

[[Onward!!]]

Uh..sure?? [[The dragon is defeated.]]

Sorry that does not work and you start to die what do you do? [[ Rewind the sands of time!]] [[Let yourself die!]] [[Keep doing it.]]

Fair enough? What should you do, to figure out how to do that? [[Go back to the libary and do some resarch.]] [[ Ask a wizard.]] [[Look it up online.]] [[ Give up on your quest.]]

Good now onto the puzzle! You are in a strange cave. The Orical says "You must see across the muitvivise to a place where this is a game, look in the hour glass! Look beyound what you see and tell me where you are." [[chosenhero.jamiemarchant.ca ]] [[chosenhero.jamiemarchant.info]] [[In front of a computer.]] [[ In a weird cave.]] [[ Freak out and run away!]]

Ok, you hear funny wishing noseses and everything goes backwards until your back to the part where the goblin was distracted. [[he is distracted.]]

Okay? Push start to restert: [[Start]]

Not sure what you meant to accomplish, oh well. Push here to restart: [[Start]]

You do this and relize that you must do the follwowing: [[Think about your true love and use the love for that person to draw a Sword Of Love from your heart and use the sword to defeat him.]]

The Wizard defeats the dragon for you, makeing you question why your the chosen hero and all. [[The dragon is defeated.]]

"Very wise of you! Now you must face the weird thing!" She takes out a box and asks you if you dare look in it, what do you do? [[Look in it.]] [[Don't look in it.]] [[ Freak out and run away!]] [[Ask her what's in it!]]

WRONG! (link:"Try the puzzle again.")[(goto:"The dragon is defeated.")]

That is one way to look at it. What do you think of Sierra advenuter games? [[I love them.]] [[ I don't know what your talking about.]] [[ I hate them.]] [[ I am indrent too them.]]

No, you fialed to look beyound what you see! You have failed you quest, try again: [[Start]].

Oh, ok.You give up on your quest. Push this to do so:[[ Give up on your quest.]]

Ok I'll will arbitraryly kill you. A snake jumps out from behind the hourglass and kills you, no wait forgot the bad joke, you ar HISSSSStory! Click here to try again: [[Start]]

They known for unfair deaths, lets try the puzzle again. (link:"Try the puzzle again.")[(goto:"The dragon is defeated.")]

Fair enough, I won't unfairly kill you then. (link:"Try the puzzle again.")[(goto:"The dragon is defeated.")]

You see a (text-style:"rumble")[Head that's allways screaming! ] How do you react to this? [[Quickly click here to make the vibrating text go away]] [[Cower frozen in fear.]] [[ Master your fear like an Amred Bear.]] [[Wait? Armered bear?! What??? What is with ALL the fandom refences!]] [[Think nothing of it.]]

You decide the weirness is too weird for you. You decide to [[ Give up on your quest.]]

She says "You must look without knowing", what do you do? [[Don't look in it.]] [[Look in it.]]

Sorry about that, no..wait I am not sorry at all! (link:"Go back to the head.")[(goto:"Look in it.")]

This does not help very much, can you regain your compossure? -> [[ Yes I can.]] -> No I [[ Freak out and run away!]]

Good you are [[ready to complete your quest]] .

Oh...that's intersting...do you see these sort of things all time. Annways, you are [[ready to complete your quest]].

Good then. Lets try this agian: (link:"Go back to the head.")[(goto:"Look in it.")]

I like my fandoms! (link:"Go back to the head.")[(goto:"Look in it.")]

The Old Women says "Good you have completed your quest, I will now telport that hed to Bill Cipher to show to DIpper!" The women gives you a Gem that you hold up and then here and evil man cry in pain because he has been defeted. You complted you quest and saved the mutiverse." The Gods Chose Well!

The internet says you have to level up and find a hidden wepon in the shadows to the west. You do this and defeat the dragon! [[The dragon is defeated.]]

I am not sure if I should pull a Sierra(death) here or not. Lets just have you (link:"Try the puzzle again.")[(goto:"The dragon is defeated.")]